1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,915 [fanfarria de NBC] 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,779 - What's up world? 3 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:10,087 It's time to get raw, like sushi. 4 00:00:10,088 --> 00:00:15,353 So strap in 'cause anything could happen. 5 00:00:15,354 --> 00:00:17,442 ¿Cuál es el que me gusta? 6 00:00:17,443 --> 00:00:19,618 I need my glasses. 7 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:22,795 Michelle Williams' living room is nice. 8 00:00:22,796 --> 00:00:25,842 Let the dog choose, Judge Mathis! 9 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:28,933 [mumbling indistinctly] 10 00:00:30,761 --> 00:00:33,937 Dale un poco de espacio personal, Drew Barrymore! 11 00:00:33,938 --> 00:00:37,593 - Uh, Reggie, esto en realidad es totalmente anatema para mi método, 12 00:00:37,594 --> 00:00:39,246 but we have been in the house a lot. 13 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,683 ¿Crees que eres gonna do anything today? 14 00:00:40,684 --> 00:00:42,032 - Give me a break. 15 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:44,164 solo estoy teniendo a lazy Saturday morning. 16 00:00:44,165 --> 00:00:46,297 - It's Monday afternoon. 17 00:00:46,298 --> 00:00:50,823 - Oh, este es mi favorito. Skyrizi commercial. 18 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:52,782 - ? The Fall and Rise 19 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:56,613 ? Of Reggie Dinkins 20 00:00:59,311 --> 00:01:02,227 - [humming melody] 21 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,708 No, I don't know what we're getting ready for, 22 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:08,406 but she took a big swing with her earrings today, 23 00:01:08,407 --> 00:01:10,495 so clearly algo está pasando. 24 00:01:10,496 --> 00:01:11,801 - Big call today. 25 00:01:11,802 --> 00:01:14,586 Brockenzeug is a condiment company 26 00:01:14,587 --> 00:01:16,414 that was trying to break into the U.S. market 27 00:01:16,415 --> 00:01:18,155 en el apogeo de la fama de Reggie. 28 00:01:18,156 --> 00:01:20,636 So they signed him to a 20-year contract, 29 00:01:20,637 --> 00:01:22,769 gracias a cierta persona. 30 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,119 It was me, ¿Está eso claro? 31 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,730 [suena el silbido] 32 00:01:27,731 --> 00:01:30,428 - Cuando tengo antojo de proteínas amargas, la única extensión de arenque agrio 33 00:01:30,429 --> 00:01:31,995 Reggie Dinkins reaches for is... 34 00:01:31,996 --> 00:01:33,692 - Muskelgelee de Brockenzeug. 35 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:35,738 - ¡Ponlo en tu repollo! 36 00:01:35,739 --> 00:01:38,175 - His, uh, scandal, broke right after 37 00:01:38,176 --> 00:01:39,872 we signed the deal, which wasn't great, 38 00:01:39,873 --> 00:01:43,093 but I'm still hoping Puedo convencerlos de que vuelvan a subir. 39 00:01:43,094 --> 00:01:44,355 Gert. 40 00:01:44,356 --> 00:01:45,835 - Monica, it is good to hear from you. 41 00:01:45,836 --> 00:01:48,272 This is a wonderful Blamage-Geleghenheit para nosotros. 42 00:01:48,273 --> 00:01:50,056 - ¿Maravilloso? Genial. 43 00:01:50,057 --> 00:01:52,842 I was a little worried- - No, deberías estar preocupado. 44 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:55,584 Esta palabra significa "shame opportunity." 45 00:01:55,585 --> 00:01:58,064 Este llamado es para malas noticias. - Ah, OK. 46 00:01:58,065 --> 00:01:59,283 Espera, escúchame. 47 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:00,850 - I am sorry, but this deal is like 48 00:02:00,851 --> 00:02:02,808 el americano discotheque scene, dead. 49 00:02:02,809 --> 00:02:05,158 - Ah, espera. Vale, espera. ¡Ey! 50 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,030 - The Brockenzeug guys said they wanted 51 00:02:07,031 --> 00:02:08,553 to see your face when they told you. 52 00:02:08,554 --> 00:02:10,468 They're sick. - Danke, Ashley. 53 00:02:10,469 --> 00:02:12,426 - Bitte schon, boys. 54 00:02:12,427 --> 00:02:14,081 [pájaros cantando] 55 00:02:15,779 --> 00:02:17,344 - What's up, exy? 56 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,303 You done with those German dudes already? 57 00:02:19,304 --> 00:02:20,478 - Bad news, Reg. 58 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:23,220 Muskelgelee se negó a renovar. 59 00:02:23,221 --> 00:02:26,745 - So now I gotta buy it? - Hola, cariño. 60 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,008 quieres venir to the spa with me? 61 00:02:29,009 --> 00:02:32,098 - Sounds tempting, but I'm good. 62 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:33,578 - ¿Está seguro? 63 00:02:33,579 --> 00:02:35,885 I would love to explore tu cuerpo físico en una película. 64 00:02:35,886 --> 00:02:37,277 ¿Por qué lo dije así? 65 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:38,888 I just mean because you're an athlete. 66 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:40,933 - Soy consciente del efecto I have on you. 67 00:02:40,934 --> 00:02:44,633 But, yeah, I'm just gonna stay in today. 68 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:46,635 - How about you, Monica? - Ella no puede. 69 00:02:46,636 --> 00:02:47,984 She's slammed today. 70 00:02:47,985 --> 00:02:49,463 She's got this all-day negotiation 71 00:02:49,464 --> 00:02:50,900 with some Germans. 72 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:54,512 Then she's bringing globos de felicitacion para... 73 00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:56,906 Ruggie? 74 00:02:56,907 --> 00:03:00,736 - Está bien, soy consciente de que Ashley is not good at her job, 75 00:03:00,737 --> 00:03:03,477 but I hired her because she's a nepo baby, 76 00:03:03,478 --> 00:03:05,654 y ahora no recuerdo de quién. 77 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:11,442 Hay tantos Jones famosos, Tommy Lee, James Earl, Tom, 78 00:03:11,443 --> 00:03:14,184 Quincy, Star, 79 00:03:14,185 --> 00:03:15,620 Catherine Zeta. 80 00:03:15,621 --> 00:03:17,535 - Sé que ella no se acuerda. who my parents are, 81 00:03:17,536 --> 00:03:19,885 and I'm not telling. 82 00:03:19,886 --> 00:03:21,060 - Come on, Monica. 83 00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:23,106 We, like, never get any girl time. 84 00:03:23,107 --> 00:03:26,370 - Bueno, me dije a mí mismo. Intentaría hacer más tiempo 85 00:03:26,371 --> 00:03:28,154 por ser una persona real. 86 00:03:28,155 --> 00:03:30,766 OK, let's go. 87 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:33,290 - Are we going out? I'll go out! 88 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:34,987 Quiero decir, es viernes por la noche, ¿verdad? 89 00:03:34,988 --> 00:03:36,946 [risas] - No, no lo es. 90 00:03:36,947 --> 00:03:39,297 It is crazy that nobody knows what day it is. 91 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,300 - Ooh, there he is! 92 00:03:43,301 --> 00:03:48,914 MVP Carmelo Anthony Mason Dinkins in the house. 93 00:03:48,915 --> 00:03:50,568 - He gets real excited when we win. 94 00:03:50,569 --> 00:03:53,397 Y anoté dos touchdowns against Blair on Friday. 95 00:03:53,398 --> 00:03:56,269 - Whose house? ¡Mi casa! 96 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,012 Y estoy muy orgulloso de mi hijo who also lives here 97 00:04:00,013 --> 00:04:03,712 cada dos semanas because I share custody! 98 00:04:03,713 --> 00:04:05,714 - Lo siento, ¿Tuviste un partido el viernes? 99 00:04:05,715 --> 00:04:07,367 - Sí. - Estuviste en casa todo el viernes, 100 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:09,152 watching that ridiculous firefighting show. 101 00:04:09,153 --> 00:04:12,416 - "FDNY Chicago." And it's great! 102 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,070 - In the New York Fire Department, 103 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:16,420 there is a special unit que combate incendios en Chicago. 104 00:04:16,421 --> 00:04:18,465 Estas son sus historias. [truck horn blares] 105 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:21,730 - Hey, I'm walking here! In Chicago! 106 00:04:21,731 --> 00:04:23,732 - ¿Por qué no estabas? at your son's game? 107 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:25,663 me hubiera encantado to get that footage. 108 00:04:27,127 --> 00:04:29,868 - Uh, muchos de los padres are Jets fans, 109 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,304 and they still haven't forgiven Dad 110 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,393 for blowing their shot at a Super Bowl. 111 00:04:33,394 --> 00:04:34,743 - It would have been a distraction 112 00:04:34,744 --> 00:04:36,440 if I would have went. 113 00:04:36,441 --> 00:04:38,921 Pero yo y Carmelo, miramos the tapes afterwards. 114 00:04:38,922 --> 00:04:40,966 lo llamamos football cuddle time. 115 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:42,925 - Yeah, one of us does. 116 00:04:42,926 --> 00:04:46,145 - Te va a encantar este lugar. - So fancy! 117 00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:48,017 - Reservé todo el spa for the day, 118 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:49,801 para que las cámaras puedan entrar. 119 00:04:49,802 --> 00:04:51,803 Ustedes también pueden hacerse pedicuras, muchachos. 120 00:04:51,804 --> 00:04:54,023 ¡Ya estoy de vuelta! 121 00:04:54,024 --> 00:04:56,155 - ¿Compró todo el spa? 122 00:04:56,156 --> 00:04:59,071 How much did that cost? Eso es una locura. 123 00:04:59,072 --> 00:05:01,291 - ¡No podría estar más de acuerdo, niña! 124 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:02,988 I don't love talking about this, 125 00:05:02,989 --> 00:05:04,598 but I produce what my doctor calls 126 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:07,036 una cantidad peligrosa de cerumen. 127 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:08,690 So I'm just nodding and agreeing 128 00:05:08,691 --> 00:05:10,082 hasta que lo solucione. 129 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,780 - Wow, so you can't hear anything? 130 00:05:11,781 --> 00:05:13,782 - ¡Dios mío, me encanta eso! 131 00:05:13,783 --> 00:05:15,784 [risas] 132 00:05:15,785 --> 00:05:18,003 - Hi, Kiki. 133 00:05:18,004 --> 00:05:19,570 [ambient music] 134 00:05:19,571 --> 00:05:20,876 - Wait, is this a spa? 135 00:05:20,877 --> 00:05:23,095 ¿Ustedes hacen velas en los oídos? 136 00:05:23,096 --> 00:05:25,837 - Vale, Penny, queremos las obras. Body wraps... 137 00:05:25,838 --> 00:05:27,839 - Esa bata tiene su nombre. 138 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,754 ¿Con qué frecuencia piensas she comes here? 139 00:05:29,755 --> 00:05:32,278 - Absolutely, everybody. 140 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,585 - IV infusions, Esa cosa donde un anciano 141 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:36,543 takes out his dentures and gently bites you. 142 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,328 - Oh, no nos volvamos locos aquí. 143 00:05:38,329 --> 00:05:41,810 - Don't worry, Monica. ¡Es mi regalo! 144 00:05:41,811 --> 00:05:43,376 - Brina's a sweet girl but "my treat"? 145 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,161 I think she meant Reggie's treat, 146 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:46,771 que en realidad es mi regalo 147 00:05:46,772 --> 00:05:48,207 'cause I'm the one who actually- 148 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,992 Está bien, supongo she did say "my treat," 149 00:05:49,993 --> 00:05:51,428 but she should have said "your treat." 150 00:05:51,429 --> 00:05:52,777 - can I start over? 151 00:05:52,778 --> 00:05:56,041 - Reggie, why don't you ever leave the house? 152 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:58,914 - ¿De qué estás hablando? I go out all the time. 153 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:01,003 Te llevé a mi lugar favorito. 154 00:06:01,004 --> 00:06:03,919 Bienvenido a mi casa away from home. 155 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,572 - ¿En realidad? An Amish bakery. 156 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,706 - Sí, Yoder pesó más. pan en el centro de Pensilvania. 157 00:06:08,707 --> 00:06:13,580 Y los juguetes están locos sin pintar. Right, Yoder? 158 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:16,627 - Es un regalo ser sencillo. - Aw, hell yeah! 159 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:18,760 - Conduces tres horas hasta una panadería en el país Amish. 160 00:06:18,761 --> 00:06:20,109 - Palabra. 161 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,545 - A people famous for not interacting 162 00:06:21,546 --> 00:06:23,286 with the outside world. - Yoder is my boy. 163 00:06:23,287 --> 00:06:24,853 - Lo que significa que probablemente el único pueblo en américa 164 00:06:24,854 --> 00:06:27,333 que no saben quién eres. - Tal vez. 165 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:29,553 - Creo que la razón no sales de casa 166 00:06:29,554 --> 00:06:32,643 o ir a los partidos de Carmelo or go to the mall 167 00:06:32,644 --> 00:06:35,602 conocer a Rayo McQueen incluso aunque claramente querías- 168 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:39,258 - I didn't go because ¡"Cars 3" fue un robo de efectivo! 169 00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:41,826 - [sighs] Reggie, creo que tienes miedo. 170 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:43,567 para enfrentar el mundo exterior. 171 00:06:43,568 --> 00:06:45,134 - You buggin', man. 172 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:46,962 There's just really no hay mucho que hacer 173 00:06:46,963 --> 00:06:48,615 en el área metropolitana de Nueva York. 174 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,531 - Bueno, busquemos algo. to do then, Reggie. 175 00:06:51,532 --> 00:06:53,969 Look, let's have a- 176 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:56,145 oh, hey, look at that! Perfecto. 177 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,103 Un festival de cine documental at Lincoln Center. 178 00:06:58,104 --> 00:07:00,149 - ¡Bostezo! - Brusco. ¿Qué otra cosa? 179 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:01,977 There is an exhibit of Adrien Brody's art. 180 00:07:01,978 --> 00:07:04,414 Oh, good God, no. Bien. ¿Sabes que? 181 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:08,113 I read a 2004 interview contigo en la revista "Playboy". 182 00:07:08,114 --> 00:07:10,855 - Sure you did. Tu perro. 183 00:07:10,856 --> 00:07:12,857 - Y en él dijiste eso. tu lugar favorito para comer 184 00:07:12,858 --> 00:07:15,773 Era un restaurante llamado Toshi's. aquí mismo en Nueva Jersey. 185 00:07:15,774 --> 00:07:18,689 - Oh, Toshi's. Oh sí. 186 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,169 The place burned down. 187 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:22,171 - ¿En realidad? 'Causa I got us a reservation 188 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:25,914 there in 30 minutes. - Fresco. Es genial. 189 00:07:25,915 --> 00:07:27,306 Me aman en ese lugar. 190 00:07:27,307 --> 00:07:29,352 They even got my picture on the wall. 191 00:07:29,353 --> 00:07:31,180 Espera un minuto. ¿Qué pasó con mi foto? 192 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:32,529 - Lo siento, señor Dinkins. 193 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:34,661 It's just people kept throwing eel at it. 194 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,794 - Yo, Dinkins! ¡Eres un inútil! 195 00:07:36,795 --> 00:07:39,188 - Yeah, you suck! - ¡No, no lo hago! 196 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:41,886 I do the opposite. I blow! 197 00:07:41,887 --> 00:07:43,322 - ¡Abucheo! - No, no, I don't! 198 00:07:43,323 --> 00:07:44,846 no pongas eso in the documentary. 199 00:07:44,847 --> 00:07:46,021 [customers booing] 200 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:47,152 - Vámonos. Dejemos este lugar. 201 00:07:47,153 --> 00:07:48,893 I don't like it no more. 202 00:07:48,894 --> 00:07:50,416 - Yo, Reggie! 203 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:51,896 What's your little movie called? 204 00:07:51,897 --> 00:07:53,028 "I'm a Loser"? 205 00:07:53,029 --> 00:07:55,378 - ¡Aún no tenemos título! 206 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:57,902 [ruido del motor] 207 00:07:57,903 --> 00:07:59,556 - Nice car! 208 00:07:59,557 --> 00:08:01,341 I'm not being sarcastic! 209 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,396 - Damn, girl. 210 00:08:06,397 --> 00:08:07,484 Tus hombros son como, three inches lower. 211 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:10,139 - ¿Bien? Tengo mucho cuello ahora mismo. 212 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:12,359 - Gosh, will you guys stop screaming?! 213 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,274 Sí, el spa tenía velas en los oídos. 214 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:17,190 Mis oídos están tan claros ahora I can hear everything. 215 00:08:17,191 --> 00:08:19,975 [risas] O vivimos junto a un río nuevo, 216 00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:21,890 or I can hear my blood. It's like- 217 00:08:21,891 --> 00:08:25,154 [whooshing, grunting] 218 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:26,503 - [gritos] 219 00:08:26,504 --> 00:08:28,853 [giggling] 220 00:08:28,854 --> 00:08:30,899 Lick-lick, girlie pops. 221 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,684 My haul is here. ¡Ah! Let's get into it! 222 00:08:33,685 --> 00:08:35,121 - Está bien, I'll set up the camera. 223 00:08:35,122 --> 00:08:36,600 Conozco el ejercicio. 224 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:38,080 High angle, no flash, bag on my head 225 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:42,258 during fit changes. - Brina está fuera de control. 226 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:44,130 Tengo que hablar con ella. 227 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:46,306 - Whoa, don't tell me to calm down, pally! 228 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,134 The Bean's on fire, and this pizza's 229 00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:50,397 in a deeper dish than I'm used to. 230 00:08:50,398 --> 00:08:52,573 - ¡Oye, estoy mirando aquí! 231 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,924 - We need to talk about Toshi's. 232 00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:58,927 - ¿Qué quieres que te diga? That you're right? 233 00:08:58,928 --> 00:09:00,755 Que me escondo del mundo porque tengo miedo 234 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:02,061 de lo que la gente podría decirme, 235 00:09:02,062 --> 00:09:03,845 that I can't feel happy unless I think 236 00:09:03,846 --> 00:09:05,977 everyone loves me? ¿Es eso lo que quieres? 237 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,805 - Yes, wow. Exactamente eso. 238 00:09:07,806 --> 00:09:09,590 - Excelente. Turn the TV back on. 239 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,722 The guys don't know it's Central Time, 240 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:13,898 so they might be early to the fire. 241 00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:16,118 - How do you expect people to root for you 242 00:09:16,119 --> 00:09:18,555 again if all they see ¿Te escondes en una mansión? 243 00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:20,079 - It's aspirational. 244 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,906 - Reggie, vas a necesitar to get out there 245 00:09:21,907 --> 00:09:25,693 and make an effort para ganarse el perdón de la gente. 246 00:09:25,694 --> 00:09:28,783 La única salida es pasar. 247 00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:30,785 - Which one of you guys is Reggie? 248 00:09:30,786 --> 00:09:32,830 I've got residual checks for him to sign. 249 00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:34,397 - ¿Puedes esperar un minuto? - Momento perfecto, Ashley. 250 00:09:34,398 --> 00:09:35,920 ¡Estás haciendo un gran trabajo! 251 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:38,271 I did a kids movie a principios de la década de 2000. 252 00:09:38,272 --> 00:09:42,753 Era como "Space Jam" pero con el fútbol y la IP Universal. 253 00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:45,930 It's a day game, so Dracula is not here. 254 00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:49,195 There's no full moon, entonces el Hombre Lobo es solo un tipo. 255 00:09:49,196 --> 00:09:52,328 And who knows where the Invisible Man is? 256 00:09:52,329 --> 00:09:54,591 It's just us, Frankenstein's monster. 257 00:09:54,592 --> 00:09:56,289 So let's get fired up! 258 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:59,727 - ¿Fuego? Fire, bad! 259 00:09:59,728 --> 00:10:00,684 [fuerte choque] 260 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,730 - [sighs] 261 00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:04,775 - Dios mío, te reconozco. 262 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,516 - Yeah, Ashley. We met last week. 263 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:07,952 Seguiste llamándome Paddington. 264 00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:09,824 - [risas] Eso es muy divertido. 265 00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:12,261 But no, I recognize reconocerte. 266 00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:14,785 [with English accent] ¡Son demasiadas pelotas de tenis! 267 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:16,918 ¡Esta película no tiene sentido! 268 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:18,398 Ese eres tú. - Wait, no. 269 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:20,835 Yo-¿cómo has visto eso? 270 00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:24,099 - ¿La Internet? - Oh. 271 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,622 ellos prometieron it wouldn't get out! 272 00:10:25,623 --> 00:10:27,234 - [risas] 273 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:30,975 - Nerds around the world he estado preguntando 274 00:10:30,976 --> 00:10:33,500 when they'd finally see El profesor Squeeze de Marvel 275 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:35,154 on the big screen. 276 00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:38,287 Bueno, imágenes filtradas recientemente. from the IDK agency hack 277 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:42,204 shows that the original El director simplemente no pudo solucionarlo. 278 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:44,989 - This tennis ball is a CGI time machine! 279 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:46,991 And it's gonna take me back to before 280 00:10:46,992 --> 00:10:50,299 ¡Conocía a alguno de ustedes [bip]! 281 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,649 This whole thing is beneath me, you know? 282 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:55,086 Jesús Cristo. 283 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:58,916 - Ooh, slay! ¡Matar! 284 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,136 Oh, another one in selfie mode. 285 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,834 Rusty, come on. - No fue a propósito, ¿vale? 286 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,836 I have wide thumbs, just like Megan Fox. 287 00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:06,881 And you know who else? 288 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:08,926 Muchos estranguladores históricos. 289 00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:12,365 - Rusty, can we have some privacy? 290 00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:14,019 - Por supuesto. 291 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:17,674 - ¿Qué pasa? 292 00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:20,199 - Brina, listen. 293 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,592 I gotta big sister you here a bit. 294 00:11:22,593 --> 00:11:24,203 - ¿Hermana? ¿Cómo funcionaría eso? 295 00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:25,595 Eres mucho mayor que yo- 296 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:28,772 - Auntie then. Lo que sea. 297 00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:31,035 Escucha, lo sé that the lifestyle is 298 00:11:31,036 --> 00:11:33,037 una gran parte de todo esto para ti, 299 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:35,605 but it can't be your whole life. 300 00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:37,564 - ¿Lo lamento? 301 00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:39,783 - Back in the day, Conocía a muchos de los jugadores. 302 00:11:39,784 --> 00:11:41,220 wives and girlfriends, 303 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:43,961 and I was the only one with a plan. 304 00:11:43,962 --> 00:11:45,441 - OK, Monica, hold on. 305 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:47,487 - Those women just defined themselves 306 00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:49,880 por su hombre y su dinero. 307 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:52,318 Y luego se dan la vuelta one day and realize 308 00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:53,884 they don't have a life of their own. 309 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:55,625 - So you think I'm a gold digger. 310 00:11:55,626 --> 00:11:57,279 - No. [risas] 311 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,891 No, no, no, sólo creo que tú Deberías tener un plan propio. 312 00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:02,980 Other than "being a famous singer." 313 00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:05,896 - For your information, I do have a plan. 314 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:08,900 El año pasado gané 120.000 dólares. 315 00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:11,728 - ¿Haciendo qué? 316 00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:13,643 - Contenido. 317 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:16,994 And that money is on top de todas las cosas gratis que recibo 318 00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:19,736 por conectarlo en mis redes sociales. Like the clothes, 319 00:12:19,737 --> 00:12:21,912 o ese spa al que te llevé. 320 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:24,088 You welcome, by the way. - Ah, vamos. 321 00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:25,655 I saw your Instagram. 322 00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:27,744 Sólo tienes 40 seguidores. 323 00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:29,268 - Esa es mi Insta privada. 324 00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:32,445 - Yeah, she's also Queen Bri La bella mala. 325 00:12:32,446 --> 00:12:34,011 Quiero decir, ¿dónde has estado? 326 00:12:34,012 --> 00:12:36,231 - 323K followers? 327 00:12:36,232 --> 00:12:39,103 Rusty, why didn't you say anything earlier? 328 00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:41,584 At the spa, you agreed ¡Necesitaba conseguir una vida! 329 00:12:41,585 --> 00:12:43,325 - Uh, I don't think so. 330 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:47,024 Está bien, por favor, no me engañes. You sound crazy. 331 00:12:47,025 --> 00:12:48,287 - Good talk, Monica, 332 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:51,203 pero algunos de nosotros tenemos trabajo que hacer. 333 00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:55,250 Ay dios mío. 334 00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:57,600 - Un chico blanco no calificado. consigue un trabajo que no merece 335 00:12:57,601 --> 00:12:59,428 and then poops the bed. 336 00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:02,431 La única parte impredecible es que en realidad lo despidieron. 337 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:05,347 Roll credits. - Hey, Mr. Tobin. 338 00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:08,394 Mi profesor de arte me estaba diciendo sobre este festival de documentales 339 00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:10,526 happening in the city. - ¡Oh, sí, en el Lincoln Center! 340 00:13:10,527 --> 00:13:13,137 Yeah, you know, I actually premiered 341 00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:15,444 mi primer corto allí, "Y2KKK." 342 00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,054 Ganó lo que en ese momento se sabia 343 00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:18,317 como el Premio Brett Ratner. 344 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,188 - Well, if I go, I get extra credit, 345 00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:22,495 and if I go with you, I get a ride. 346 00:13:22,496 --> 00:13:25,802 - Um, oh, no. 347 00:13:25,803 --> 00:13:29,197 No, no puedo. No quiero. 348 00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:31,330 - Pero quiero decir, sería super cool to go with you. 349 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:33,462 I mean, I bet you know everyone there, right? 350 00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:36,291 - Sí. Sí. 351 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:38,249 Pero aquí está la cuestión. 352 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,426 I am following your dad ahora mismo. 353 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:43,124 Y no saldrá de casa so neither can I. 354 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,258 [risas] Sí, donde él va, yo voy. 355 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:51,525 Otherwise, I would love para ir contigo, créeme. 356 00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:58,052 - So if you thought yesterday was Saturday, 357 00:13:58,053 --> 00:13:59,836 deberías tomar Sunday's pills today, 358 00:13:59,837 --> 00:14:02,186 aunque sea martes, lo que significa que el sábado real 359 00:14:02,187 --> 00:14:05,189 - Blasted gizmo! Brina. - ¿Mmm? 360 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,017 - ¿Cómo se toman las entradas? off a phone 361 00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:08,932 and turn them into real hand tickets? 362 00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,848 - Oh, I got this. 363 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:15,678 Oh, good job downloading the tickets, baby. 364 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:18,464 - Sólo voy a tomar el lunes. 365 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,814 - Just why is everyone watching everyone, 366 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:23,469 ¿Pero nadie me está mirando? ¿Sabes? 367 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:27,690 I can do stuff too. You know, it's like- 368 00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:28,997 [el vidrio se rompe] 369 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,327 - I don't know how Voy a combatir este fuego. 370 00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:36,546 Revisé mi manguera en JFK, ¡Pero lo perdieron en O'Hare! 371 00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:38,679 - This is actually quite compelling. 372 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,115 It was clever how they couldn't find 373 00:14:40,116 --> 00:14:44,293 the subway fire 'cause el tren estaba sobre el suelo. 374 00:14:44,294 --> 00:14:46,034 ¡No! 375 00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:48,384 - Estaba pensando en hacer algo diferente esta noche, 376 00:14:48,385 --> 00:14:50,342 tal vez yendo a la ciudad. 377 00:14:50,343 --> 00:14:52,214 - ¿Qué? No. 378 00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:54,477 no vas a una ciudad llena de fanáticos de los Jets. 379 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,045 - Or are they? 380 00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,526 This evening, I will be asistiendo al centro lincoln 381 00:14:59,527 --> 00:15:01,441 Festival de Cine Documental. 382 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:05,620 And you said, wherever I go, you go. 383 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:09,318 Así que vámonos. - [sighs] 384 00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,189 Dios, veo lo que estás haciendo. 385 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,017 That film festival crowd won't have any idea 386 00:15:13,018 --> 00:15:14,541 who you are, but Todos sabrán quién soy. 387 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,326 You have hoist me, sir, by my own petard. 388 00:15:17,327 --> 00:15:20,721 - Oye, sé que la gente estaba saying that word again. 389 00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:23,985 simplemente no me gusta oyéndolo en esta casa. 390 00:15:23,986 --> 00:15:26,640 When Arthur Tobin sees how bad it feels, 391 00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:28,903 that little turd will shut up for good 392 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:31,732 sobre mi salida de casa. - Estoy aquí. 393 00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,734 And that's not true! - ¿Oh sí? 394 00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:35,170 Kina seems like estás arrastrando los pies 395 00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:36,911 by doing a whole entrevista separada al respecto. 396 00:15:36,912 --> 00:15:38,826 We were just talking over there. 397 00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,654 - OK, fine. Tú ganas. 398 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,003 Iré a cambiarme. 399 00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,831 - I was gonna say, I'd be embarrassed 400 00:15:43,832 --> 00:15:46,835 to walk in with that. - DE ACUERDO. 401 00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:51,012 - Oh. Hi, Monica. 402 00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:54,015 Tienes más pensamientos sobre cómo ¿Debo manejar mi negocio? 403 00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:56,757 - No. Actually, this one's personal. 404 00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,716 Brina, you look like a black Jessica Rabbit. 405 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,239 - I'll allow it. Continuar. 406 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,416 - And maybe that's why No te tomé en serio. 407 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:07,898 But at your age, looking like that, 408 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:11,119 with your own money, why are you with Reggie? 409 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,600 - Why am I with a man that you thought 410 00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:16,428 was good enough to marry and father your child? 411 00:16:16,429 --> 00:16:19,257 Wow, Monica. - Lo sé. ¡Lo sé! 412 00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:22,391 Pero cuando estaba con Reggie, estaba en las cajas de Wheaties. 413 00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:24,959 We were out partying todas las noches con Will Smith. 414 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,395 - ¿OMS? 415 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,876 - Now, he's watching dramas de la red por la mañana. 416 00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:32,444 Lo vi gritar: "Siri, papa". at the microwave. 417 00:16:32,445 --> 00:16:34,795 - ¿Qué tiene eso que ver? with me loving Reggie? 418 00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:37,667 He is the sweetest man que alguna vez conocí. 419 00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:40,496 And I tried dating ballers my own age. 420 00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:43,326 My last boyfriend was a prank YouTuber. 421 00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:46,154 - [gritando] Oh Dios, ¿qué está pasando? 422 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,677 [gritos] 423 00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:50,550 - Girlfriend snake drop! [laughs maniacally] 424 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,464 - Pero Reggie es simplemente agradable. 425 00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:54,510 Llama a su mamá todas las mañanas. 426 00:16:54,511 --> 00:16:55,946 - Desde el baño, por el altavoz, 427 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:59,689 but, yeah, Reggie's easy to love. 428 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,823 But the age gap. - It's kinda nice. 429 00:17:03,444 --> 00:17:06,141 Solo tenemos sexo dos veces por semana. and on Halloween, 430 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,316 y me gusta. 431 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,753 And unlike clout demons like Dr. Freak, 432 00:17:09,754 --> 00:17:12,278 Reggie's not threatened by my success. 433 00:17:12,279 --> 00:17:14,628 Acabo de recibir una oferta para ser the new brand-ambass 434 00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:17,108 for GutRoll- Es un papel higiénico probiótico. 435 00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:18,371 And Reggie was all... 436 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,547 [as Reggie] You get Ese dinero de mierda, cariño. 437 00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:23,550 - Guau. Felicidades. 438 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:26,248 Y ese es un buen Reggie. - ¿Bien? 439 00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:27,902 Sólo tengo que firmar el contrato. 440 00:17:27,903 --> 00:17:30,557 but I can't do DocuSign with these nails. 441 00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:31,688 - Mmm. 442 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,516 - Ooh, can I use your finger to do it? 443 00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:36,084 I just gotta scroll hasta el fondo. 444 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,304 - Espera, leíste esto, ¿verdad? 445 00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:40,654 - It's not the Bible or a street sign. 446 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,786 - OK, I'm sorry, pero tengo más pensamientos 447 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:45,181 on how you handle tu negocio. 448 00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:52,970 - Recuerda, eres tú. 449 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,201 that didn't just want to hide in the mansion. 450 00:17:56,323 --> 00:18:00,674 - Ay dios mío. Is that Arthur Tobin? 451 00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:03,198 - Que él aparezca aquí. sería una humillación mayor 452 00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:04,678 de lo que sufre Antonio 453 00:18:04,679 --> 00:18:06,680 al final de "The Bicycle Thief"! 454 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:09,117 [risas] 455 00:18:09,118 --> 00:18:10,336 - ¡Ay! Qué- 456 00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:11,815 ¿Por qué tienes esto? 457 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,991 - I take tennis lessons in Central Park 458 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,733 with a nice young man que creció en el Caribe. 459 00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,388 How we've treated those countries! 460 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,998 - Hey, you suck! 461 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:22,826 - ¡Soy como Dios me hizo, señor! 462 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:26,352 - No te estoy hablando. I'm talking to Dinkins. 463 00:18:26,353 --> 00:18:29,269 ¡Eres un inútil! - Yeah, you suck! 464 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,405 - ¡Eres un inútil! 465 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:35,407 - ¿Eres el chico de Toshi's? 466 00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:37,191 ¿Qué diablos? estás haciendo aquí? 467 00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,149 - Oh, deberías haber pagado more attention 468 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,760 to what you were booking tickets for. 469 00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:42,936 - [risas] 470 00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:45,982 Oh, you thought you could escape us 471 00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:48,855 al llegar a un trato elegante así. 472 00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,683 No, hombre. 473 00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:53,773 Chicos como yo, estamos en todas partes. 474 00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:55,252 Like this guy. 475 00:18:55,253 --> 00:18:58,821 - No escuché lo que dijo, but you suck, Dinkins! 476 00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:00,954 - You can run... - Not really. 477 00:19:00,955 --> 00:19:02,521 - But you can't hide. 478 00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:04,653 There's a lot of us, 479 00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,176 y no nos gusta volver a casa. 480 00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:08,091 - Can we go now, please? 481 00:19:08,092 --> 00:19:09,832 We both been hoisted by each other's petards. 482 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,094 And this woman is still talking about 483 00:19:11,095 --> 00:19:12,313 Colonialismo en el Caribe. 484 00:19:12,314 --> 00:19:14,054 - To have that actitud alegre 485 00:19:14,055 --> 00:19:15,970 después de todo they've been through- 486 00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,540 - No. 487 00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,977 Ese fanático de los Jets no se equivoca. 488 00:19:23,978 --> 00:19:26,632 Even the Amish bakery isn't always safe. 489 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:31,680 - ¡Vaya, Reggie, el maldito Dinkins! ¡Eres un inútil! 490 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:33,073 ¡Eres un inútil! 491 00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:34,988 - And sitting around watching high-quality 492 00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:38,339 network programming all day isn't living. 493 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:43,039 Entonces o no vivo una vida o aprendo a lidiar con esto. 494 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:47,435 Así que seguiré tu consejo. 495 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,394 ¿Eres? 496 00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:55,139 - La única salida es pasar. 497 00:19:58,229 --> 00:20:01,363 [multitud clamando, abucheando] 498 00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:08,717 - GutRoll may sell la imagen del proveedor de contenido 499 00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:12,155 to third parties for use in porn dolls or army- 500 00:20:12,156 --> 00:20:13,679 no, that's got to go. 501 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,245 - Look, this is all standard language. 502 00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:16,682 - Well, there is nothing standard 503 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,292 sobre este proveedor de contenidos. 504 00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:21,338 Do not underestimate her solo por su juventud 505 00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:23,384 y el hecho de que she majored in Sorority. 506 00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,168 Other people have made that mistake. 507 00:20:25,169 --> 00:20:27,040 ellos no tomaron the time to find out 508 00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:30,609 who Queen Bri really is. 509 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:34,700 - ¿Era Mónica disculpándose? ¿Por llamarme cazafortunas? 510 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,920 [exhala] Yo lo tomaré. 511 00:20:37,921 --> 00:20:39,574 Oh, God, snake! 512 00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:40,923 - And you'd be lucky to have her. 513 00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,142 - Sorry, I didn't know 514 00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:43,360 you were gonna do a whole speech. 515 00:20:43,361 --> 00:20:44,797 It's 2:00 in the morning here in Belarus. 516 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:47,278 Just redline whatever, and we'll sign it. 517 00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:54,067 - That sucked. 518 00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:55,503 - Ni siquiera entendí 519 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,114 what your people were yelling at you. 520 00:20:58,115 --> 00:21:00,639 - Nor I yours to you. 521 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,249 - Pero me doy cuenta de que duele. 522 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,557 - By my crying, yes. 523 00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:10,736 But it didn't kill us. 524 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,566 - No, no creo que fuera así. 525 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,961 - Is that your car? I need to get to JFK. 526 00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:21,442 ¡Hay un incendio en Chicago! 527 00:21:21,443 --> 00:21:23,967 [juntos] They're real! 528 00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:28,580 - Roll credits. 529 00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:31,584 - ¡Buenas noches a todos! - ¡Buenas noches! 530 00:21:31,634 --> 00:21:36,184 Reparación y sincronización por Sincronizador de subtítulos fácil 1.0.0.0